Dear running shoes.

I loathe you and love you at the same time. You make my feet feel oh so nice when we're together but also make my belly rumble and body ache.

I think it's time to quit this unhealthy relationship. I can't handle it anymore. Hope you understand.

Sincerely,
M

ps. that's right I cheated on you with 3 donuts today. THREE. Look what you do to me when we spend time together.
pss. we'll be together again someday. in the far far distant future.