The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Oh my word! My allergies are out of control! It's been windy ever since I got back to Alaska and I'm dying over here. Not only do i wake up with a runny nose, swollen and itchy eyes, but then it's so dang windy out that we can't go play in my undeveloped yard because we'll get blown away. Plus have you ever tried to watch a child while in a benadryl induced stupor? yeah. brilliant. But I swear even the non-drowsy junk makes me sleepy and good old benny is the only thing that works for me. Stupid wind and dust and cottonwood trees. I blame you for any non reasonable actions I make today. I really need a developed, non-dirt patched hilly ugly yard.