I'm just saying...
- I am really craving a Baja Fresh tostada salad right now
- I ate a crap load of french fries, two fried eggs with canadian bacon, & mudslide icecream instead
- that I hate all my jeans because I'm getting "mom" hips from the birth control pills that make my body THINK it's pregnant without the miracle of child growth. so not cute
- I want it to be August 21st so I can hop on a plane to seattle and further my "mom" hips by eating my way through downtown
- I want to know how I get my feet into their pre-alaska soft and pretty stage. I'm starting to get old lady feet. Man I need a pedicure
- that I really should find something more productive to do but the chair has molded to my butt so....
2 comments:
that is hilarious! and that picture doesnt even look like you. too funny.
oh man, i was laughing the whole time I read this.
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