Chariots of Fire

I'm very out of shape. O.k. actually I'm very in shape for a chip eating soda drinking chocolate lusting woman. I'm NOT in shape for surfing. I have 2 weeks to get there.

Here's the plan.

1. Run everyday. every. day. everydayeverydayeverydayahhhh
2. Upper body weight lifting every other day.
3. Doing crunches everyday...that don't involve doritos.
4. Pop lots of pain meds. Lots.

Watch out long board, here I come.